Lenny the Lizard is your dog's 2nd best friend...

Sooner or later you ARE going to consume that bottle of water...and then struggle with what to do with the empty bottle...LENNY has it sorted...just feed him your old  (recycled) water-bottle, add 1 part dog per bottle, and watch the fun unfold.

For those a little more adventurous, add 2 parts (friendly) dog, and see what happens.

More than 2 parts dog per bottle is not recommended.